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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.
There’s nothing wrong with being weird. Actually, it better in most cases. Just be confident, be you, and be awesome. The post If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it. appeared first on LOL...
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Live in the moment. Or eat a cookie.
Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie. – Cookie Monster That’s some good advice right there. The post Live in the moment. Or eat a cookie....
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Spend less time bitching, more time enjoying.
It’s amazing how much time some people waste bitching about things that don’t matter. The post Spend less time bitching, more time enjoying. appeared first on LOL Zombie.
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Every mirror should have this warning sticker!
Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of ‘beauty’ In other words, you look damn fine and don’t you forget it. The post Every mirror should have this warning...
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Live today like it’s your last; unless you’re doing something stupid.
You should always live today as if it’s your last. Well. Unless it’s not. In that case, be careful of what the future holds. You may have another 80 years. Play it a little safe. The post Live today...
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
The shots are just sitting there on the bar. They’re not going to drink themselves so bottoms up! The post You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. appeared first on LOL Zombie.
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Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back.
Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back. They probably just forgot. About you. In general. Because they don’t like you very much. The post Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you...
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I’ve been single for a while now and I have to say, it’s going very well.
I’m very happy and I think I may be the one for me. All I need is TV and a drink and I’m happy. What else is there? The post I’ve been single for a while now and I have to say, it’s going very well....
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Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas without the presents.
Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas except you don’t get presents for holding in your family rage. It’s just a lot of food, family, and drama. The post Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas without...
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Get lost in nature and you’ll probably die.
The world is full of good quotes, but it’s also filled with ones that bring false hope and could quite possibly kill you. Like this one. Some people can survive in nature, you’ll probably die. The...
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You will be the last person to die in your lifetime.
If you stop to think about it, it’s true. It all ends with you! Well, as far as you know. The post You will be the last person to die in your lifetime. appeared first on LOL Zombie.
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You’ve got brains your head and feet in your shoes…
This is your day, now steer yourself in the direction you choose. Your path is up to you. So, what will you do? The post You’ve got brains your head and feet in your shoes… appeared first on LOL Zombie.
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Stand Out
Don’t be like everyone else, stand out and be you. Granted, you’ll have to take the consequences of your actions, but you’ll be happy to be you. The post Stand Out appeared first on LOL Zombie.
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Once Upon a Time I Had a Life. Then I Got The Internet.
Remember everything we use to do before we had the internet? Talk to people, work on projects that we could actually touch, go outside. Man, those were the days. The post Once Upon a Time I Had a...
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Am I Genius or Crazy? Depends on the moment.
There’s a fine line between genius & crazy… I like to use that line as a jump rope. The post Am I Genius or Crazy? Depends on the moment. appeared first on LOL Zombie.
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Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
Don’t waste your energy trying to change opinions … Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it. Quote by Tina Fey Artwork by Norma C. The post Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it....
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Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever.
I don’t know about you, but I’m a better eater than I am a dancer. I eat when no one is watching all the time! Heck, I’m eating right now. The post Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever....
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Don’t think. Just do.
Probably the worst advice ever is to don’t think, just do. If you run a business, then you deserve to go out of business. The post Don’t think. Just do. appeared first on LOL Zombie.
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Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things.
It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot. Remember that next time someone speaks down to you. The post Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. appeared first on LOL Zombie.
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Sucking is the first step to being good.
No matter what someone is great at, they all sucked at it when they started. So cheer up, keep trying, and maybe someday you’ll get sorta good at it. The post Sucking is the first step to being good....
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